The World Without ChildhoodKids, take it from the wise old man who wrote this article: You don’t know how good you have it. In a world without childhood…Mar 19Mar 19
Several Hypothetical Low-Stress Fallback Jobs I Think I Might Be Halfway Decent AtI’m secure in my current employment, but you never know when you might get fired. With that thought in mind, here are some jobs I might…Jan 22Jan 22
The World Without VampiresYou may love them, you may hate them, but either way, I’m sure you know all about vampires.Aug 16, 2024Aug 16, 2024
!I end too many sentences with exclamation marks. I’m aware of this personal flaw, yet I can’t seem to stop myself from doing it.Jun 28, 2024Jun 28, 2024
Every King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Album, RankedI had to do it eventually.Apr 29, 2024Apr 29, 2024
The 7 Types of Karaoke SingersKaraoke is an art form I’m passionate about. Perhaps a bit too passionate.Feb 26, 2024Feb 26, 2024
New Year, New MailbagAs has become an annual tradition, I recently ran a survey with my newsletter subscribers. Were their questions awesome? Totes.Jan 14, 2024Jan 14, 2024
Thoughts on CrocsAs part of my ongoing attempt to make a complete ass of myself, let me tell you about my new Crocs.Jan 8, 202447Jan 8, 202447
The World Without Albany, NYIn a world without Albany, America wouldn’t exist — and if that isn’t clickbait, I don’t know what is. Find out more in this article.Nov 29, 20238Nov 29, 20238
Why AI Can’t Replace 911 Operators (Hopefully)Have you ever meant to call 911 and instead gotten the number for Arby’s? I know, it happens all the time.Nov 19, 2023Nov 19, 2023
For the Love of the Gut“Gut.” Why does everyone love this word so much? Author Kyle A. Massa wags his finger at those people in this blog post.Oct 9, 2023Oct 9, 2023
One-Sentence Story Notes for My New Book, “Mild Buffoonery”My dog Osi (pictured above) recently read my new book, Mild Buffoonery. Her review: “Woof.”Sep 27, 2023Sep 27, 2023
A New Hope: My 2023 New York Giants Season PreviewFootball season is back, and this time, I promise not to be emo. Yes, if you joined me last September, you might’ve noticed a certain…Sep 10, 2023Sep 10, 2023
The World Without Taco BellWould a world without Taco Bell be worth existing in?Aug 21, 20231Aug 21, 20231
“PetroDragonic Apocalypse”: A Fan’s ReviewThey promised it would be “heavy as f*ck.” They weren’t lying.Jun 20, 2023Jun 20, 2023
Some Notes from Boston Calling 2023I went to Boston Calling for King Gizzard, but I stayed for the overpriced Twisted Tea.May 31, 2023May 31, 2023
The World Without “Star Wars”Four days ago, in a galaxy super close, it was May the 4th. Let’s keep the celebration going.May 4, 2023May 4, 2023
The World Without HaircutsIn a world without haircuts, Pantene would’ve produced “The Rings of Power.” Find out why (and perhaps too much more) in this article.Apr 16, 2023Apr 16, 2023
The World Without the New York YankeesThey’re the greatest franchise in American sports. They’re the juggernauts of the AL East. They’re the team that employed George Costanza.Mar 20, 2023Mar 20, 2023
