A Random and Roundabout Story Concluding With an Important and Groundbreaking TheorySo I was listening to this podcast when something profound occurred to me.Sep 29Sep 29
You Can’t Go Lower Than Rock Bottom (Or Can You?): A Preview of the 2025 New York Giants SeasonLike a rat eyeing the cheese in the trap, I’m drawing ever closer to hopefulness. I know it’s dangerous, but it just smells so good…Sep 6Sep 6
A Requiem for Tommy D.When Shakespeare wrote, “It is a tale told by an idiot…signifying nothing,” he was actually writing about the New York Giants.Aug 30Aug 30
Annual Jugs — Kyle A. MassaAs we walked into work one morning, my wife remarked, “I always have to wait for you and your jugs!”Jun 9Jun 9
The World Without ChildhoodKids, take it from the wise old man who wrote this article: You don’t know how good you have it. In a world without childhood…Mar 19Mar 19
Several Hypothetical Low-Stress Fallback Jobs I Think I Might Be Halfway Decent AtI’m secure in my current employment, but you never know when you might get fired. With that thought in mind, here are some jobs I might…Jan 22Jan 22
The World Without VampiresYou may love them, you may hate them, but either way, I’m sure you know all about vampires.Aug 16, 2024Aug 16, 2024
!I end too many sentences with exclamation marks. I’m aware of this personal flaw, yet I can’t seem to stop myself from doing it.Jun 28, 2024Jun 28, 2024
Every King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Album, RankedI had to do it eventually.Apr 29, 2024Apr 29, 2024
The 7 Types of Karaoke SingersKaraoke is an art form I’m passionate about. Perhaps a bit too passionate.Feb 26, 2024Feb 26, 2024
