Kyle A. Massa·Mar 13The 13th, A FridayAccording to my watch, today is Friday. It’s also the 13th day of the month. I hear that means it’s an unlucky day.
Kyle A. Massa·Sep 29, 2025A Random and Roundabout Story Concluding With an Important and Groundbreaking TheorySo I was listening to this podcast when something profound occurred to me.
Kyle A. Massa·Sep 6, 2025You Can’t Go Lower Than Rock Bottom (Or Can You?): A Preview of the 2025 New York Giants SeasonLike a rat eyeing the cheese in the trap, I’m drawing ever closer to hopefulness. I know it’s dangerous, but it just smells so good…
Kyle A. Massa·Aug 30, 2025A Requiem for Tommy D.When Shakespeare wrote, “It is a tale told by an idiot…signifying nothing,” he was actually writing about the New York Giants.
Kyle A. Massa·Jun 9, 2025Annual Jugs — Kyle A. MassaAs we walked into work one morning, my wife remarked, “I always have to wait for you and your jugs!”
Kyle A. Massa·Mar 19, 2025The World Without ChildhoodKids, take it from the wise old man who wrote this article: You don’t know how good you have it. In a world without childhood…
Kyle A. Massa·Jan 22, 2025Several Hypothetical Low-Stress Fallback Jobs I Think I Might Be Halfway Decent AtI’m secure in my current employment, but you never know when you might get fired. With that thought in mind, here are some jobs I might…
Kyle A. Massa·Aug 16, 2024The World Without VampiresYou may love them, you may hate them, but either way, I’m sure you know all about vampires.
Kyle A. Massa·Jun 28, 2024!I end too many sentences with exclamation marks. I’m aware of this personal flaw, yet I can’t seem to stop myself from doing it.
Kyle A. Massa·Apr 29, 2024Every King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard Album, RankedI had to do it eventually.
