The World Without Teeth

Kyle A. Massa
5 min readJan 29, 2024
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Smile!

Or don’t. Because in this hypothetical alternate universe, nobody has teeth. That’s the nightmarish scenario we are examining today in our ongoing “World Without” series.

But fear not, dear reader. I think there would be upsides to this world, too. So, without further ado, let’s get into it. In a world without teeth…

…Vampires Would Have It Worst

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Kyle A. Massa

A comedy author living somewhere in upstate New York with his wife, their daughter, and three wild animals.