Thoughts on Crocs

Kyle A. Massa
4 min readJan 8, 2024

As part of my ongoing attempt to make a complete ass of myself, let me tell you about my new Crocs.

I got them for Christmas. (Shout out to my mother-in-law, Karen.) They’re the Moon Jelly variety, which is a weird way of saying they’re periwinkle. This color is a bit more feminine than it appeared on the website, but that doesn’t stop me from wearing them. Everywhere.

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Kyle A. Massa

A comedy author living somewhere in upstate New York with his wife, their daughter, and three wild animals.